Why Reverand Sharpton Could Be President

Now, I know just how weird this article is going toand Christian was either his first name, or his sons
sound. But believe me, please, when I tell you thatfirst name? I forget, but that may not be as
I am, to a point, well researched on this,important to know as this, he was said to be a
independent of others. All this sentence will makespy. He came to Jamestown, applied for a land
sense in short span. Be patient.Just for this article,grant, was granted land, but did not take it, due
please know that I think as many of you doto the reason of his sudden departure! He went
about "UFO's" and "Aliens". I am no different. Iinto the wilds, and there he met and married a
have seen things in the sky that I cannot explain.lady that was Native American. All her sons have
I think it was, although both my grandchildrenbeen Chiefs. But more importantly, they were
disagreed with me, two experimental personalNative Americans that could both speak
helos. Or more accurately the "Jump" kind oflanguages, other than English and French, do higher
flying "helo looking" aircraft. You would have tomath, and most important to our Hero, they
almost be an expert in aircraft to make thecould now trade on equal terms, since he taught
distinction. No matter. For this article is not aboutthem that the Colonists were cheating them! Thus
any of those!I only want to prepare you for thethe sudden infamy of Spy. When he was
real world! Yes, I mean, the world, this one, thatapprehended, he was kept in a prison, until his
you probably do not know the history of! I'mdeath. In prison he was compiling for and in the
sorry? I said, you do not know the history of thisaide of a Priest, the Holy Bible, in Cherokee!How is
country, this land of plenty,.........not even close! Asthat possible? Seeing that that Language had not
the man said that took many notes during thebeen "invented" as of yet! Well, dear friends! That
first Assembly of our Colonial Representativesis History. The History that you should have been
said, "I will not provide you a copy, because Itaught instead of the history you were taught!
burned my notes!" Or something to that effect.Now on to Presidential powers!These "Alien"
The point being that if we, or our ancestors really,"Lizard" types, who are not at all "Hybreds", but
know just how close we came to not being amere mortal men, I know of them you see,
country, it would dishearten them! So, history isbecause I am one of them! They are known as
history, with a slant!Slant to out-right lies! History isNative Americans, yes. But also, Mullotto, or
not only written by the "winner", it is written byMelungeon. (that too is another story for another
those with no backbone, and lots of very sharptime!) These men, having married into a line, were
edges that need honing! Right! Those that want todown from the scuppers of life. Not the higher
grind away at their own philosophy, or worldechelons of English Noblemen, but ex-prisoners of
view, if you will. That is the reason, for example,the Spanish, the Dutch, the English! They were
that History, as it is taught in our publicpart Dutch, Moor, African, and more bloods than
school-asylums, is not at all close to beingyou can name in five minutes thinking about it!
accurate whenever it leaves the first discoverersThese men, valued by the early settlers, who for
off its own map!Others have been here beforethe most part were ex-servants, not Noblemen
Christo Colum, of course. Others that he knowas the firsts Jamestown settlers had been
not of. Others that indeed left the "ten(excluding the tradesmen and John Smith), and
commandments" inscribed in Oakum upon a largethey valued any neighbors! Any! Especially if they
rock. A rock now laced with eons of lichen. Can'twere married into a tribe, had contacts, and could
do that in the open lab, boys! Others that hadbehave in Society as gentlemen, but mainly, if
been here to erect a large stone upon threethey were all armed to the teeth! And were good
smaller stones, leaving us to think that such wasshots too! A bonus.Now these men, and their kind,
a "fluke of nature", when in fact it is a religioussurvived the first two Native American Rebellions,
icon! How weird you say? Not really.A wonderfuland one or two English Rebellions, and came forth
book, "Hidden in Plain Sight" is written by a womaninto the Colonial upheaval against England, having
who grew up in the appropriate science, with aalong the way, honed their skills against the
father who was an expert in such. And she madeFrench and the Spanish working for the English.
a study, one not biased by Government doled outThere was a Bunch Spy! A Bunch Gurilla! Before
funded grants, in a system of abuse. She foundGruilla warfare was invented! He was a mean
Oakum writing in Oklahoma, and Texas. The onehombre! But back to our subject.If you are
in Texas is wonder into itself. It says "Be quiet!descended from the male or female side of these
Beware of the people in the Willows, they arefamilies, and carry their names, then you can
fierce!" Now that is awesome to an old Historybecome President! Or you could become
buff!Back to the subject. Not aliens, but more real,President, is more true. How do I know this?
and more exact. Only there is a ...how do I sayBecause the "person" told me! That's right, I
this? A PERSON, all caps, and only this once. Thisnever see anything I can't learn from. And this
person is looking for aliens. No "aliens", there that'sguy, while on TV and making movies, spoke on
better. "Aliens" from a distant star. Sure he isthis very subject, thus it made me look into and
nuts! I reckon. I never have seen any, but then Istudy it. This line, descending mainly from the
AM exactly what he purports to be looking for!English (Pict;Irish;Germanic "invaders" and
How weird is that!Now to the point. A zillion yearsintermarriages) are all in the Nobel, as in Queens
ago, Lizards, in this case, "Aliens" fromline. And of course the Kings line, of England. They
somewhere (that's not important to me, is it toall have another thing in common. All the
you?) came to the East Coast of America, onlyPresidents of the United States, without
the East Coast was not, at the time, you see?exception, have been from this line!I am sure you
Keep up, now! These "aliens", the "lizard aliens",learned that in the first three grades in public
interbred with the early day Native Americansschool. But if not, you also then can understand
(only we didn't name them that yet. Theythat, exactly as people handicap race horses, we
obviously thought they were to be called by othercan handicap the next Presidential hopefuls, and
names.) And these early Ameir-indians inter bredcome up with a short list? So who is "out", and
with the early migratory humans from Europe.who is "in"? That takes us to names, and I am all
Now you are beginning to see the light?Thesetoo glad to supply you with some!Rice; is in!
"Hybreds" then interbred into other English, mainly,McCain; is in! Reverend Sharpton; is in! Harem
but also Spanish; Dutch; French; and Huganaughts,Scarum Hillary; is in! (she is a Rodham? thus
etc. (no Hugonauts are not named that becausequalified!) Ross Perot; out! And Guilliani; it depends!
they came from the distant planet "Hugo"!) Now itUpon his mum, and her line actually!Oh, you are
seems that the next interesting tidbit, is thatgoing to have plenty of fun here, right? Ain't cha'
these "Hybreds" offspring, having becomeglad you stuck around and read this article? I
somewhat accustomed to high finance and politicalenjoy picking the "also rans", as well see who can
savvy, what with there high IQ and so on,stack up to the History!Later,
powers you know? They became some of theDan Bunch
most influential people, er, "Hybreds" in thisTXCopyright 2006 Dan BunchDAN BUNCH BIO
country. And to this day, that very thing makes aCopyright by Dan Bunch
big difference. How you ask? Great! Now on to------------------------
the real crux of the article!This madness is easilyDan Bunch, a Cherokee; Choctaw, and
explained, but he explanation is itself quite amazing"Brass-Ankle" Melungeon, whose mother was a
too! These early settlers intermarried with thenaturalized citizen born in Hong Kong. His father
Native Americans, yes. They, the very ones youwas born in Texas, a Cherokee-Melungeon, who
know the name of, that have lived in earlyserved in the Army during WWII.Dan Bunch grew
Virginia, and Tennessee, and moved to Alabama,up in Whitewright, Texas, where he played
Georgia, then on to Oklahoma (I.T.), were notfootball, baseball, and boxing. He enlisted in the
based upon "aliens", at least not from space! ButUnited States Navy Reserve while still a junior in
aliens from England; Spain; the dutch, thehigh school.He has had a multitude of experience
Germanic, etc. This point is true. Now also, thesein the business world. He has been in insurance,
men, one I remember in history, lived in a cavereal estate, finance, and a builder of custom
above Jamestown, married a Native woman, andhomes. He has always been a writer, and
all his children, and you are familiar with theircartoonist. He attributes his interest in many
names,(it is not German to the article here.) weresubjects to his early career as a newspaper
taught by him, and sent overseas to getboy.He married his high school sweetheart Gayle,
educated! Yes! That is the big secret! They couldwith whom they have two children and five
all write, do higher math, speak French, Spanish,grandchildren.Dan Bunch is a graduate of Grayson
German, and even Latin! Also, later on, a manCo Jr. College, which he attended upon his return
named Gotlieb Priber, if I am not mistaken, (myfrom Vietnam. He was a PO2'nd, crewmember
memory is more than short, it is almost gone!)aboard U.S.